Trick or Treating with Ferd and Tim
by Jack Blaser
A Very Scary Football Game by Sean Zwick
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend
Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A. A human bean
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop
Adapted from Halloween.com